Hahaha, I was so bored earlier, that I wrote the lyrics for this really old, Filipino FOB song that I've had for two years. It's quite funny if you actually understand the inside jokes. [and it DOES help if you're Filipino. XP]


Like Hoy.mp3

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Ay naku. I’m ready to put ya’ll on something, man.
Yo, when you see something ill, know what I mean?
The tae is hoy.
See a pine girl walking? Dat’s hoy.
See your prends at the mall? Say hoy.
Balas song by brothers done by Jonnas? Dat’s hoy.
Ay putang ina shit. It goes like dis, yo.

*starts singing

I met dis bad bebot online, she was like hoy.
Had me talkin’ up baboy, like hoy.
‘Bout da bebot, balut and rice, I mean hoy.
Should’a seen her suck da juice out, I mean hoy!

Da pesos ain’t the problem, see my lechon is hoy.
Pulled out pera prom my relatibs, like hoy.
Plus fake Tommy Hilpilger like niggers, like hoy.
Sent in Balikbayan boxes, like hoy.
Always call collect from the P.I. like hoy.
Callin’ everyone uncle and aunty, like hoy.
And most likely his name is Boy, like hoy.
Den dey get your attention just like, “Psst! Hoy.”

More or less, I’ll bargain for less,
I roll in jeep-nes,
I drive in de estreet like WHOA.
My bebots, like egots, wid pesos, fake clothes, eating aso, Jonnas, is WHOA!

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Translation:

*Oh my gosh. [= ay naku.] I'm about to explain something to you, man.
*Yo, when you see something cool, you know what I mean?
*The poo is hoy.
----Hoy = Hey. It's something said a lot, even if the true meaning of it is neglected.
*See a fine girl walking? That's Hoy.
----This interpretation of hoy => "The shit", or "cool"
*See your friends at the mall? Say Hoy
----This interpretation of hoy => Hey.
*Balas song sang by Jonnas? That's hoy.
----He's talking about a song sung by a popular Filipino artist. This interpretation of hoy => The shit
*Mother fucking shit. It goes like this, yo.

***Starts singing

[I'm going to focus less on the interpretation crap and just type it in a more "English" dialact so that more people that aren't Filipino can understand the "funnyness" as best as I can. x_o]

*I met this bad whore online, she was the shit.
*She got me talking about pork, like WHUT!
*And about the whores, balut [type of food] and rice, like WHUT!
*You should have seen her suck the juice out, I mean YES!
----Interpretation of "suck" => Like sucking the juice/fat from the pork. Or, the juice from shrimp.

*Money ain't a problem, see, my pork is the shit.
*Got some money from my relatives, hell yes.
*Plus some fake Tommy Hillfiger clothes like cheap niggers, hell yes.
*Sent in Balikbayan boxes to them, like WHUT.
----Balikbayan box = a really big box in which Filipinos send to the Philippines to their relatives. They usually contain clothes, treats, toys and luxuries from the U.S.
*I always use collect to call family from the Philippines [= P.I.] like hoy.
*Calling everyone aunty and uncle, like hoy.
----People call their elders "aunty" or "uncle" as a sign of respect; even if they are not their uncle or aunty. Another way that Filipinos show their elderly respect is by calling their elders "ate" or "kuya". "Ate" means big sister and "kuya" means big brother.
*And most likely his name is Boy, like hoy.
----Usually, uncles are called, "Boy". It's like a nickname. Wierd, isn't it? A nickname for a nickname. ~ So it's like, "Tito Boy" [tito means uncle in Tagalog] even if your "uncle's" name isn't Boy.
*The way they get your attention is by going, "Psst! Hoy!"
----Hoy is said a lot to get the attention of someone. Psst is just a pre-add on. A VERY annoying pre-add on.

*More or less, I'll bargain for less,
*I roll in Jeep-nes,
----Jeep-nes is a way of cheap transportation. Basically, it's someone driving a motorcyle [the driver] ... and there is something attached to it, in which the passengers ride in. It's hard to explain without a picture, so the only thing you need to know is that riding in it is very ghetto, yet it's very common. Saying, "I roll in jeep-nes" as a way to brag adds comedy to that line, because there really isn't much to brag about. XP
*I drive in the streets like WHOA.
*My bebots [=whores], like egots [=?], with pesos [money], fake clothes, eating aso [=dog], Jonnas [Filipino singer], is WHOA.
----Yeah, you read the translation right. "Eating dog". It's pretty common, especially drunks in the streets--poor drunks. They would steal your dogs, cats, and even BIRDS and barbeque them. Then, they will eat it and wash it down with cheap liquor.


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So there you go. A little education on Filipino humor and some Filipino history. I'll give you twenty dollars if you're NOT Filipino, and you understood all of the inside jokes in this song alone. XP!!